Our Bravehearts the great Rukhsana and her relation in Chandigarh escorted by the great champion of anti-terrorism M.S. Bitta: But how come every time they appear in public it appears as if they have been walloped before being brought for public consumption.

Rukhsana and Chairman of the All India Anti-Anti-Anti-Anti-Anti-Terrorist Front (AIAAAAATF) M.S. Bitta (L) poses with Kashmiri Muslim girl Rukhsana (R) (don't worry it's ok to say they are Muslim if they are to be promoted as fighters against "terrorism").