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9NN, Melbourne: In what is being perceived as retaliation, Indians living in Australia are bravely returning back home en masse. After bravely weathering the storm for some days by remaining in Australia even as, one Indian was smashed into pulp here, another Indian had his kneecaps split there, and yet another Indian had his limbs scrambled into jigsaw puzzles somewhere else, Indians in Australia bravely scrambled to book their tickets back home – to show them racist Aussies that Indians can give back a Tit for every Tat they give by bravely and valiantly running away.

This unannounced retreat has left many Australians rubbing their hands in frustration. Thomas Samburg, from Melbourne said, “We had made so many preparations for them [Indians]. But they run away. Very brave these [Indians]. You have to give it to them. Look at the abs [Aboriginals] we did them real good, and they keep here and get their asses bashed blue and black. But look at these smart and brave Indians they run away at the first opportunity. No wonder their civilization has survived so many millennia. Hats off to them. But in any case I am waiting with the pets [petrol bombs] for them.”

Ashok Malhotra, President of Indians for Australia (Australia Chapter) and a brave son of India said, “We showed them pussies our mettle. We ran away so bravely that even they had to acknowledge our intrepidity. The time has come that we Indians show these Aussies that India is a country of the fearless and the brave, and when it comes to gallantry Indians are second to none. I urge all Indians to run away from Australia at the earliest so that all people around the world come to regard Indians as the bravest of all the races. At this moment the following Hindi lines come to one’s mind, Kshama shobhti us bhujang ko jiske paas garal ho, use nahi jo vishhin, vinamra, saral ho.”

But all is not so rosy for Indians in Australia. While it is true that Tits that Indians have given in return for Tats are generating accolades from all and sundry. It is also true that the campaign to give these Tits to Australians received a major setback yesterday as most Indians could not get tickets to a flight back home as all the seats were booked by enthused Tit-givers of India.

Vasant Joshi, an Indian student who could not get a ticket yesterday, said, “Lot of us have been left stranded. We so much wanted to do something for Indians out here in Australia, but unfortunately, it was not possible yesterday. Let’s see what happens today. I so much want to give Tits to these Aussie bast*rds that I am carrying my girlfriends Tits for three days with me. I wish to give them before decomposition sets in.”

In summary, this enthusiasm of Indians to give Tits has already resulted in scuffles yesterday for airline tickets and a lot many flat-chested Indian women, but the march back home must continue. Bravo! Bravo! You brave Indians.

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Tags: 2009, Australia, QUT, Rights, Student Issues

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