Posts Tagged ‘Politics’

Tommorow they will father your children

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

They are now cooking the food your children eat,
tomorrow they will father “your” children!! Fuck you all!

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GBTDCYFB Campaign

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Male greater than female

…..

GBTDCYFB Campaign

(Get Back to the Dung Cakes You Fucking Bitch)

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Chamatkaar

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Nobel Laureate

“देदी हमें आज़ादी बिना खडग बिना ढाल|
साबरमती के संत तुने कर दिया कमाल||”

चमत्कार महात्मन! चमत्कार! आप महान हैं महात्मन! और कौन माई का लाल ऐसा कर सकता है! महात्मन कुछ और भी चमत्कार दिखाइए! महात्मा की जय| प्रभु की जय|

“तुम मुझे खून दो मैं तुम्हे आज़ादी दूंगा|”

चमत्कार नेताजी! चमत्कार! आप जैसी महान आत्मा ही ऐसा चमत्कार कर सकती है| खून के बदले आज़ादी वाह प्रभु वाह! परन्तु प्रभु कौनसा खून चाहिए A+, B-, या Z+.

“There are two ways to live your life – one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle.”

Miracle  Sir  Einstein! Miracle! आप जैसा महान व्यक्ति ही ऐसी चमत्कारिक बात कह सकता है| किस प्रकार आपने कुछ चमत्कारिक शब्दों में इतनी महान बात कह दी| ये आपके अलावा कौन कर सकता है| आप जैसे महान लोगो के बिना आधुनिक समाज की परिकल्पना भी करना कठिन है| आपके चरण कहाँ हैं, मैं धो-धो के उनके अमृत रस को पीना चाहता हूँ| प्रभु! कुछ तो दया कीजिये| कुछ तो कृपा दिखाए| कुछ तो रहम दिखाइए| चरण धूलि मुझे अपने माथे पे लगाने दीजिये| महात्मा Einstein की जय! विज्ञानं की विजय! नव समाज़ की विजय! मानव जाती के विकास की जय|

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I use tide, do you?

Friday, February 19th, 2010

rahul_gandhi_farmers1

If you can’t find a speck of dust on his kurta,
that is because he uses Tide.

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Buy me a lover

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Kalavati

Well Rs 30 lakh that Sulabh International
gave Ms. Kalawati Bandurkar might not bring
her husband back, but it sure as hell can
buy her a lover every night
(even with those wrinkles and fading edges).

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Tell Me Why No Bloody Indian Seems To Wear These

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Prime Minister of Finland, Matti Vanhanen, Ambassdor of Finland to India, Terhi Hakal and Nokia Siemens India head, Urs Pennanen

Tell me Pennanen, why not even one bloody fucking
Indy ever seems to wear one of these.

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Masturbating with BT Brinjal is a serious health hazard

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

No masturbation with BT Brinjal

Independent research proves, as opposed to “normal” brinjal,
masturbating with BT brinjal is a serious health hazard.
No Wonder women are up in face painting against it.

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Global Constipation Pandemic #0001

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Global Constipation Pandemic

Global Constipation Pandemic #0001

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Prize for the first daughter

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

If you happen to be the daughter of PM of India,
the battle towards winning a prize or two is already half won.

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Non violence

Monday, January 4th, 2010

The reason in every 1000 or so Indians assembled
you always seems to find one holding the card
reading “Non Violence” and why majority of 1000
Indians crowd around him can be found
from the following bit of information:

Average height of Indian men:
1.645 m (5 ft 5 in)

Take away from it the height of people from the
North-west and you know what we are talking.

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