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Posts Tagged ‘Inspirational’
Maine kaha phoolon se
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010Posted by slash_blog
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Friday, February 19th, 2010
If you can’t find a speck of dust on his kurta,
that is because he uses Tide.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Save fuel – yaani save money
Friday, February 19th, 2010
Here is my unique way of saving fuel: I will
hump girls like the one in the middle all day,
and there will be no need to go anywhere, anymore,
and I will cut my petrol and diesel bills by 100%!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Gratitude
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
“Madam, to make the matters absolutely clear,
a fellatio (as opposed to a crumpled flower),
at this moment, would not only seem less ceremonial,
and feel more appetizing, but, to top it all,
it would measure more on the gratitude scale.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Railway tracks are already friendly
Friday, January 8th, 2010
While govt is making earnest efforts to make railway platforms
more accessible to differently-abled people, railway tracks in
their unglorified obscurity have always been friendly towards
the differently-able people.
Sadly though, very few differently-abled
people ever use them to kill themselves 
.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Award for Sunil Mittal
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
Now that Government has conferred Lal Bahadur Shastri
Award to Sunil Mittal for contribution made in the fields of
Public Administration, Academics and Management,
Government will set up a committee under a retired
Supreme Court Judge to ascertain reasons as to what
contribution he made in the fields of Public
Administration, Academics and Management. The
committee is expected to submit its report before the
next award ceremony.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...25 years later we want justice
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
25 years later: Victims of Bhopal Gas Tragedyshout,
“We want justice! We want justice.”
Justice, eh! Dear Sirs, Ladies and Gentlemen,
please drop your pants and lie down prostrate
on the ground – justice will be delivered
right at this moment without delay.
Troops take your positions. Raise your batons …
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Why things don’t happen at the right time?
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009
Pratibha Patil: Getting down from sukhoi
Why good things don't happen at the right time that often?
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Chetan Bhagat is all smiles
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
Chetan Bhagat is all smiles after proving the theory
that no matter what bull shit (litter-ature) you write
there are always some (and in the case of one billion dolts – many)
who will buy it, read it, and adore it.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Abhya Mudra and Kriya
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
Abhya Mudra and Kriya: "This gesture indicates the hands are not holding weapons as the palms are facing outwards. People need to reassure their loved ones that they will not attack them in their unconscious need to survive."
Lady – you are surely not holding no weapons,
in your hands, but that doesn’t mean that I am not
scared to death by the weapons you are hiding
behind that kurti of yours (and that too two of them).
I fear that you will attack me with one of them.
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