Posts Tagged ‘India’

GBTDCYFB Campaign

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Male greater than female

…..

GBTDCYFB Campaign

(Get Back to the Dung Cakes You Fucking Bitch)

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I use tide, do you?

Friday, February 19th, 2010

rahul_gandhi_farmers1

If you can’t find a speck of dust on his kurta,
that is because he uses Tide.

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Buy me a lover

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Kalavati

Well Rs 30 lakh that Sulabh International
gave Ms. Kalawati Bandurkar might not bring
her husband back, but it sure as hell can
buy her a lover every night
(even with those wrinkles and fading edges).

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Save fuel – yaani save money

Friday, February 19th, 2010

savefuelallday

Here is my unique way of saving fuel: I will
hump girls like the one in the middle all day,
and there will be no need to go anywhere, anymore,
and I will cut my petrol and diesel bills by 100%!

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Woman with a lot-lot-lot of substance

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

WomanOfalotofsubstance

Ambika Soni, presenting
Woman of a lot-lot-lot of substance award.

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Gratitude

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Gratitude

“Madam, to make the matters absolutely clear,
a fellatio (as opposed to a crumpled flower),
at this moment, would not only seem less ceremonial,
and feel more appetizing, but, to top it all,
it would measure more on the gratitude scale.”

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Save tigers, adopt them as wall hangings

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Save tigers,
adopt them as Wall-hangings.

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Tell Me Why No Bloody Indian Seems To Wear These

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Prime Minister of Finland, Matti Vanhanen, Ambassdor of Finland to India, Terhi Hakal and Nokia Siemens India head, Urs Pennanen

Tell me Pennanen, why not even one bloody fucking
Indy ever seems to wear one of these.

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Love u aussies

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Sent Packing

Sent packing!

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Masturbating with BT Brinjal is a serious health hazard

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

No masturbation with BT Brinjal

Independent research proves, as opposed to “normal” brinjal,
masturbating with BT brinjal is a serious health hazard.
No Wonder women are up in face painting against it.

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