Posts Tagged ‘Children Rights’

Save fuel – yaani save money

Friday, February 19th, 2010

savefuelallday

Here is my unique way of saving fuel: I will
hump girls like the one in the middle all day,
and there will be no need to go anywhere, anymore,
and I will cut my petrol and diesel bills by 100%!

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Children rights

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

RoleModel

Glad to see that there are still a few places left in
this world where children have their rights intact.

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Differently Abled people #0001

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009


Ok! Differently-abled girls can be good prostitutes as well.
I suppose we knew that already.

But then again, a reminder or two is always helpful.

BTW, for those of you who were wondering what
different ability does she have to be called
differently-abled,
well for a start we can say you can
never step onto both her toes no matter how hard you try.

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Good Booty Boys

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Good BootyGood Booty Boys! Well done! I couldn’t have done any better.
That show them education-nut-heads their place.

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Donate your Rat Poison and Make a BIG Difference

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Abhishek is suffering from a rare disorder in which the intestine stops functioning.

Abhishek is suffering from a rare disorder: don't worry hi is not going to fall over.

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9NN, Kolkata: Meet 20 year old Abhishek Bansal suffering from a rare intestinal condition. 69NN has come up with an inexpensive, affordable, available-closer-to-home-in-India and not-involving-writing-letters-to-the-West-Bengal-Chief-Minister,-Buddhadeb-Bhattacharya-or-Prime-Minister-of-India,-Manmohan-Singh solution.

Earlier, doctors suggested a “solution” which involved Rs 10 crore for treatment. The family is running from every pillar to post – to save them the trouble experts at 69S did some brainstorming and came up with a cost-effective and easily available treatment not only for Abhishek but for all Indians suffering from rare diseases/disorders/conditions, who have to ask people for help.

Rat Poison: ideal remedy for all Indians suffering from rare disorders

Rat Poison: ideal remedy for all Indians suffering from rare disorders

A rat poison phial might be inexpensive, but its benefits far outweigh the most expensive medication. Our experts are confident that in the cases of rare intestinal conditions it will prove to be most affective and reachable medication till date. One sip – and it tastes good too, otherwise why would rats fall for it – and all the troubles and tribulations are over for such patients.

In our endeavour to help such patients and their families, 69S and 69NN have joined hands to establish world’s first Rat Poison Bank.

All readers are requested to make contributions, however small, remember no good deed goes unnoticed by God – donate generously. Innocent children and teenagers need your helping hand – just ensure that it is refrigerated properly before sending.

Help save the planet

Support Rat Poison Bank: Help make the planet a better place to live

Support Rat Poison Bank: Help make the planet a better place to live

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Now something that will put your faith back into the institution of marriage

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Phillip Garrido, husband of Nancy Garrido - the lucky dawg

Phillip Garrido, husband of Nancy Garrido - the lucky dawg

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9NN: Nancy Garrido might be the woman who puts back the faith of all those who are vacillating, back into the institution of marriage. If you thought that life ends with a marriage – wait a second – enter Nancy Garrido. While Clemson Reade (Cary Grant) might dispute that he got his Dream Wife, Phillip Garrido will never in his life dispute this statement.

Nancy Garrido, assisted his husband in “kidnapping” a 11 year old girl from the street in front of her house in South Lake Tahoe (yes I also thought this kind of stuff only happens in fantasies and dreams (the good ones)!!) and keeping her “captive” for 18 years in a series of sheds behind Garrido’s house in Antioch, California. The girl (or woman if you like it that way), Jaycee Lee Dugard is now 29 and is proud mother of two girls aged 11 and 15 by Phillip Garrido (perfectly placed and mellowed for getting kidnapped themselves).

What is best is that, the two girls never went to school. A tight slap on the faces of all the nutheads who talk all this rubbish about women emancipation and fairy stuff like that. A woman’s right place in the world is in the kitchen (ok – granted in some cases it could be in a series of sheds in a “hidden backyard within a backyard” or sometimes behind the wheel when your husband is trying to “kidnap” an 11 year old from her home).

Further, the two girls never have been to a doctor – must have been eating an apple a day (or may be a few bananas everyday ;) ). And, NO, doctor was not required even for peregrination of the two girls down their mother’s love tunnel. Few more of these kind of couples and America won’t ever require Barack Hussein Obama’s (Nazi) Health Care Reforms (yes Americans – go hit out strongly against all those who are trying to persecute this couple – its in your interest).

Jaycee Dugard: then and now

Jaycee Dugard: then and now

While we can talk about all the good things that can happen with women remaining in kitchen (and sometimes in backyard sheds), it is easy to forget the hope a woman like Nancy Garrido brings to marriageable men and the traditionalists world over. Just look how happily this couple was living for 26 years – a symbol of prime and pastoral married life. If more woman were to adopt the ways of Nancy Garrido, I am sure the sanctity of Institution of marriage will be in good hands, and more and more young men would take the course of marrying, instead of scurrying away from marriage. May God endow each young man with a Nancy Garrido.

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You Know Everything Don’t You Mom

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

Maa from Taare Zameen Par

Still from movie Taare Zameen Par: The sad face of Ishaan Awasti (Darsheel Safary)

A still from the movie Taare Zameen Par: The sad face of Ishaan Awasti (Darsheel Safary) - don't worry about the protruding teeth

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ost people do not realize this song contains a child’s hope that his mother will save him from childhood (sexual) abuse. That’s why we have put comments for people to understand it better.

में कभी बतलाता नहीं
पर अँधेरे से डरता हूँ में माँ
यूँ तो में,दिखलाता नहीं
तेरी परवाह करता हूँ में माँ
तुझे सब हैं पता, हैं न माँ

The child is afraid of darkness and may be is even claustrophobic, obviously because of a troubled and abusive relationship with his father. We can not determine the nature of relationship from the song itself, whether it is a mere fondling of those tiny itsy-bitsy genitals every once in a blue moon or an outright anal discourse on applied pedophilia, but it is clear that, the fear of father looms large on the child’s psyche. He fails to articulate all this to his mom, but, in his expectant daydreaming he assumes that his mother knows everything (or may be he is even right about all this, who knows!).

मेरी माँ भीड़ में यूँ न छोडो मुझे
घर लौट के भी आ ना पाऊँ माँ
भेज न इतना दूर मुझको तू
याद भी तुझको आ ना पाऊँ माँ
क्या इतना बुरा हूँ में माँ

The mother of the child sadly doesn’t pay heed to his woes. The boy in his fertile imagination surmises that even his mother will leave him or send him somewhere and he will be left alone to fend for himself (against this dark world and against an abusive father). An obvious manifestations of the child’s troubled (sexual) relationship with his father, which has been made clear in the next paragraph. Further, the incipient mind of the child, assumes his own self to be responsible for the assumed misdoings on the part of mother or even those of his father (it is saddening indeed).

जब भी कभी पापा मुझे
जो जोर से झूला झुलाते हैं माँ
मेरी नज़र ढूंढें तुझे
सोचु यही तू आ के थामेगी माँ
उनसे में यह कहता नहीं
पर में सहम जाता हूँ माँ

The (sexual) abuse by the father is self evident (these lines may even be taken as an evidence of a full-fledged anal discourse rather than a mere fondling). I hope his (father’s) ass lands up in prison for that. We don’t need to say more. The child looks towards his mother for help, but, alas, there is none coming his way any sooner.

चेहरे पे आना देता नहीं
दिल ही दिल में घबराता हूँ माँ
तुझे सब है पता है ना माँ

Obviously, either the child is sadly mistaken and assumes wrongly that his mother knows everything, or if we were to trust his clairvoyance, than she is also a party to this childhood sexual abuse and is nothing more than a bitch and a pimp of a child. Either way the dereliction of the mother is glaring. What a saddening song indeed! And his mother has to be a bitch to not take a note of all this!

This song is so sad, the video makes me cry every time I see it, till my Lacrimal Glands run out of tears. Oh its so saddening, because I know exactly how that boy feels like.

(On second thoughts: Ok may be not exactly, but may be somewhat like “exactly”! But a saddening and beautiful song nonetheless.)

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Shannoo Khan: Victim of gross negligence

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

Shannoo Khan: Victim of gross negligence

Shannoo Khan: Victim of gross negligence

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9NN, New Delhi: Just another death. Just another life lost. And just another time Government was found wanting. In yet another gruesome incident, Shannoo Khan an 11 year old girl, who had slipped into coma after she was allegedly hit by her teacher and made to stand in the sun for over two hours, died at a hospital here on Friday. Shannoo was undergoing treatment for “ventilatory failure” in the intensive care unit (ICU) of the Lok Nayak Hospital.

While it is true that, what happened can not be reverted back and a family that has lost their precious, darling child can not be consoled enough. But, we can certainly take steps to prevent such disasters from happening again. It is important to realize that we need to focus on the future which we can change, and not on the past that can not be changed. Also, it is equally important that people take responsibility of their own actions and reflect on the question, “What we can learn from this?” It is not time for finger pointing but introspection.

Children are not adequately prepared for physical exertion. It was not as if she was flung by a slingshot twenty feet high and left to fall down unattended.

What this incident has demonstrated to us is the fact that our children are so ill-prepared to deal with even the most basic physical exertions. A mere knock on the head, followed by two hours in the sun is enough to send the children packing to heaven. And that in a country where the summer temperatures rise well above 45°C (113°F). It was not as if she was flung by a slingshot twenty feet high and left to fall down unattended.

Such lack of preparedness is abysmal and is indicative of callous disregard for child welfare in our country. Instead of preparing them for the brutalities that they will face in their life, children are prepared to be minnows who prostrate themselves, by the bare minimum of physical strains.

To change all this we need to change the way children are brought up in India. Here is Dr. Sunita Viadnathan, well know paediatrician,

“We need to transform the way we handle our children in school. We treat them like mushy, pulpous things who will blow away if we as much as whiff them. Human children are not soft ball of haze who will disassemble at stroke of a whip. This exorbitant attempt to extenuate even slightest of suffering has lead to neutralization of endurance and stamina provided to us by the process of evolution.”

Dr. Sunita, adds further,

“Provisions for corporal punishment in Delhi School Education Act (1973) are a step in the right direction, but we need to do more than just beget laws. Laws need to be stringently enforced and guidelines need to be set for public schools. A lapse on the part of schools  should lead to automatic de-recognition of the concerned school.”

Dr. Sunita, further told us about some guidelines that schools should follow, which could have prevented the calamity:

  1. All children should receive basic corporal punishment at least once every week, which includes, smacking the forehead against the desk after pulling by the hair, hitting on the knuckles with hard inanimate object, striking the buttocks till they turn blue (otherwise known as spanking), among others. Spanking has added advantage of making children sit up with a straight back which could prevent spinal disc herniation.
  2. All Children should be made to stand in the sun for at least two hours everyday and sixteen hours in a week in the summers. Similar methods could be devised for winter and rainy season for an all round development of children.
  3. Parents should be acclimatized with this new trend in child fostering and given their own set of guidelines to be adhered to. Parents should take equal responsibility of their children, and take time out from their busy lives so that building a better future for their children should not be left to teachers alone. Parents should provide their children with an appropriate environment at home to complement the efforts of teachers at school.

Further, she continued,

“Remember this is just the start, if guidelines are prepared in entirety by a committee of emminent pediatricians and educationalists, we might have an all round development of children. The future of the children is now in the hands of the Government. I hope this tragic though oppurtune death will serve as a wake up call for the Government and the matter of administring corporal punishment on a regular basis would be taken up more seriously, than it has been in the past. We must strive to prepare our children for any catastrophic disaster they might face in their future lives. I hope the Government does something concrete this time instead of just making hollow promises.”

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