Here is my unique way of saving fuel: I will
hump girls like the one in the middle all day,
and there will be no need to go anywhere, anymore,
and I will cut my petrol and diesel bills by 100%!
Posts Tagged ‘2009’
Save fuel – yaani save money
Friday, February 19th, 2010Posted by slash_blog
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Friday, January 8th, 2010
Its payback time
And the cycle continues.
You scratch mine, I will scratch somebody else’s.
In the long run everybody will
have his/her back scratched.
Posted by slash_blog
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Shame on you Mr. Rathore
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
Who in his right mind will molest this thing?
We have had bad times at 69NN but never did
we ever stoop down to this level.
Mr. Rathore – shame on you! You should be
ashamed of yourself. Have some standards for
God’s sake!
Make some better choices from the next time.
Posted by slash_blog
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Award for Sunil Mittal
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
Now that Government has conferred Lal Bahadur Shastri
Award to Sunil Mittal for contribution made in the fields of
Public Administration, Academics and Management,
Government will set up a committee under a retired
Supreme Court Judge to ascertain reasons as to what
contribution he made in the fields of Public
Administration, Academics and Management. The
committee is expected to submit its report before the
next award ceremony.
Posted by slash_blog
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Differently Abled people #0001
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
Ok! Differently-abled girls can be good prostitutes as well.
I suppose we knew that already.
But then again, a reminder or two is always helpful.
BTW, for those of you who were wondering what
different ability does she have to be called
differently-abled, well for a start we can say you can
never step onto both her toes no matter how hard you try.
Posted by slash_blog
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...All that is needed is a punch in the face
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
There are ways to get around just about any problem in life.
But there are none if you are faced with this guy,
other than a punch right smack into his face and say,
“yes that is where his snout used to be.”
Posted by slash_blog
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A political me too Vs a corporate me too
Friday, December 11th, 2009
A Political Me Too
Vs
A Corporate Me Too
Note: Apart from the different attire,
in the former case the smiles are missing.
Corporate Rule #0002: Always smile (after all, research
has shown that good, cordial and cheerful atmosphere
increases productivity and consequently profit).
Posted by slash_blog
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...U.S. is impressed with resettlement in Sri Lanka
Friday, December 11th, 2009
U.S. is impressed with resettlement in Sri Lanka.
(Don’t ask her slap that old bitch down!)
Posted by slash_blog
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...We just need more Investments and Reduced tax levels
Friday, December 11th, 2009
Ok we just need more investments and reduced tax levels, alright.
Don’t make a big issue out of it. Just give us the money and we
won’t ask for anything else. We are self-sufficient when it comes
to pocketing all your money. No help is needed there.
Posted by slash_blog
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...You are doing it the wrong way #003
Friday, December 11th, 2009
Rajiv Bajaj: Who told him that he could compete
with chicks in black leather suits with big boobs,
deep cleavage and long legs?
Posted by slash_blog
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