[This Letter to the Editor is a response to a 69NN article
which was not published. Some things might appear out of
context. Kindly beer with us, but pay for own share.]
THE GOD (Roger Federer) himself: in one of the less ceremonial moments
I certainly agree with all what is said in this “artice.”
Well nobody certainly can fail to bow down in submission against mighty God Federer, the real and the only incarnation of Lord Vishnu (the fake ones beware of the wrath of Lord).
Certainly Federer is the greatest player from heaven to hell. And let’s not even talk about this insignificant little planet, earth. Now we know, after all, God did not create this planet from raw dust for nothing. It was destined right from its inception to be conquered by the might of the great great great Roger Federer. And lets not even talk about that worthless pansy “DUDE.” [read Pet Sampras - the Editor]
Now, most people might say, what imtihaans (tests) remain for the GREAT LORD.
But believe it or not some detractors remain who say, “Well ! Please remember that, Margaret Smith Court (24), Steffi Graf (22), Helen Wills Moody (19), Chris Evert (18) and Martina Navratilova (18) remain.”
Now we all know, that these detractors are talking about women’s tennis. And there can be no comparison between the two.
But these detractors (read ass-holes, detractors used so that any ladies present don’t get alarmed) say, “All the women above, along with your GREAT GOD have played tennis against pussies all life. So a comparison is without doubt routine. Whats more many of the women above can be called DUDENES [the feminine form of a DUDE - the Editor] in the same spirit as talked in the article. And your GREAT GOD’s fitness, what can be said about it. Pussies have never hurt anybody. So the GREAT GOD stands tall and doesn’t move because every time he does move he either gets tangled up in net or lands up out of the sidelines.”
But don’t you worry detractors, our DUDE-crusher, mighty GREAT GOD will take care of DUDENES as well. After all OUR GOD is an expert at beating pussies and its the pussies that he will go on playing all life.
So dear-fellow-readers-cum-fans-cum-worshippers-of-the-great-lord-cum-the-most-up-to-date-and-knowledgeable-people-of-the-planet don’t at all feel swayed by these detractors and keep on worshipping our GREAT GREAT GREAT LORD.
THE GOD, Roger Federer is the best tennis player of all times and Sachin Tendulkar is the best test batsman of all times. After all, statistics say so. Don’t you argue. Take the handkerchiefs provided by God and find that elusive corner to weep where you do not hear the name of the GREAT LORD himself. May Roger Federer bless you!
Hail Federer!
Hail THE LORD!
–
regards,
apne prabhu, Federer ka ek adna sa sevak
[A mere footman of his Lord, Federer]
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Tags: 2009, French Open, Greatest, Sports, Tennis
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