Citizen’s Charter for Governance

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1. Equality and speedy justice need to be restored.
   Everybody should be treated with equal contempt and shot on sight (for instant justice).
2. Three P’s: Paedophilia, Prostitution and Pornography should be encouraged and made legal.
3. Rave parties and free booze for all citizens.
4. Right to have sex three times a day with a partner (or partners) of your choice.
5. Education ruins all. No education for anybody.
6. Don’t remove reservation based on cast, creed and/or religion in Government jobs. Nobody should work at all.
7. Make Voting Compulsory. Abolish elections.
8. Right to behead or electrocute Elected Representatives in mass public executions.
9. Stringent laws to tackle terrorism. Destroy all targets for terrorist attacks. This way there will no longer be any terrorist attacks.
10. Stringent laws to tackle terrorism at home which is more dangerous than terrorism from outside. Destroy “home” that will show them bastards.
11. Concrete action to prevent atrocities against minorities. Exterminate them all to be future proof.
12. We need a good 360 degree feedback system for the politics, policing, media, judiciary, and of course the people. But before that a giant dump needs to be constructed where we can dump all this feedback.
13. Human dignity should be recognized as universal right. All people killed in dog fights, should be buried/cremated with full national honor.
14. Natural resources need to be preserved. All living things should be photographed before destruction.
15. Employment for youth. Old people should be exterminated, en masse, to create vacancies for the young.

Do send in your suggestions and comments.

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