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GBTDCYFB Campaign

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Male greater than female

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GBTDCYFB Campaign

(Get Back to the Dung Cakes You Fucking Bitch)

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Maine kaha phoolon se

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

मैंने कहा फूलों से हंसो तो वो खिलखिला के हंस दिए ,
मैंने कहा फूलों से रो दो तो वो दहाड़ मार के रो दिए,
और ये कहा जीवन है भाई मेरे भाई,
दूसरों के कहने पे हंसने और रोने के लिए|

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Chamatkaar

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Nobel Laureate

“देदी हमें आज़ादी बिना खडग बिना ढाल|
साबरमती के संत तुने कर दिया कमाल||”

चमत्कार महात्मन! चमत्कार! आप महान हैं महात्मन! और कौन माई का लाल ऐसा कर सकता है! महात्मन कुछ और भी चमत्कार दिखाइए! महात्मा की जय| प्रभु की जय|

“तुम मुझे खून दो मैं तुम्हे आज़ादी दूंगा|”

चमत्कार नेताजी! चमत्कार! आप जैसी महान आत्मा ही ऐसा चमत्कार कर सकती है| खून के बदले आज़ादी वाह प्रभु वाह! परन्तु प्रभु कौनसा खून चाहिए A+, B-, या Z+.

“There are two ways to live your life – one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle.”

Miracle  Sir  Einstein! Miracle! आप जैसा महान व्यक्ति ही ऐसी चमत्कारिक बात कह सकता है| किस प्रकार आपने कुछ चमत्कारिक शब्दों में इतनी महान बात कह दी| ये आपके अलावा कौन कर सकता है| आप जैसे महान लोगो के बिना आधुनिक समाज की परिकल्पना भी करना कठिन है| आपके चरण कहाँ हैं, मैं धो-धो के उनके अमृत रस को पीना चाहता हूँ| प्रभु! कुछ तो दया कीजिये| कुछ तो कृपा दिखाए| कुछ तो रहम दिखाइए| चरण धूलि मुझे अपने माथे पे लगाने दीजिये| महात्मा Einstein की जय! विज्ञानं की विजय! नव समाज़ की विजय! मानव जाती के विकास की जय|

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I use tide, do you?

Friday, February 19th, 2010

rahul_gandhi_farmers1

If you can’t find a speck of dust on his kurta,
that is because he uses Tide.

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Buy me a lover

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Kalavati

Well Rs 30 lakh that Sulabh International
gave Ms. Kalawati Bandurkar might not bring
her husband back, but it sure as hell can
buy her a lover every night
(even with those wrinkles and fading edges).

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Save fuel – yaani save money

Friday, February 19th, 2010

savefuelallday

Here is my unique way of saving fuel: I will
hump girls like the one in the middle all day,
and there will be no need to go anywhere, anymore,
and I will cut my petrol and diesel bills by 100%!

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Woman with a lot-lot-lot of substance

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

WomanOfalotofsubstance

Ambika Soni, presenting
Woman of a lot-lot-lot of substance award.

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Gratitude

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Gratitude

“Madam, to make the matters absolutely clear,
a fellatio (as opposed to a crumpled flower),
at this moment, would not only seem less ceremonial,
and feel more appetizing, but, to top it all,
it would measure more on the gratitude scale.”

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Save tigers, adopt them as wall hangings

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Save tigers,
adopt them as Wall-hangings.

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Tell Me Why No Bloody Indian Seems To Wear These

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Prime Minister of Finland, Matti Vanhanen, Ambassdor of Finland to India, Terhi Hakal and Nokia Siemens India head, Urs Pennanen

Tell me Pennanen, why not even one bloody fucking
Indy ever seems to wear one of these.

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