Tommorow they will father your children

July 15th, 2010 by slash_blog

They are now cooking the food your children eat,
tomorrow they will father “your” children!! Fuck you all!

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GBTDCYFB Campaign

March 3rd, 2010 by slash_blog

Male greater than female

…..

GBTDCYFB Campaign

(Get Back to the Dung Cakes You Fucking Bitch)

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Maine kaha phoolon se

March 3rd, 2010 by slash_blog

मैंने कहा फूलों से हंसो तो वो खिलखिला के हंस दिए ,
मैंने कहा फूलों से रो दो तो वो दहाड़ मार के रो दिए,
और ये कहा जीवन है भाई मेरे भाई,
दूसरों के कहने पे हंसने और रोने के लिए|

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Chamatkaar

February 23rd, 2010 by slash_blog

Nobel Laureate

“देदी हमें आज़ादी बिना खडग बिना ढाल|
साबरमती के संत तुने कर दिया कमाल||”

चमत्कार महात्मन! चमत्कार! आप महान हैं महात्मन! और कौन माई का लाल ऐसा कर सकता है! महात्मन कुछ और भी चमत्कार दिखाइए! महात्मा की जय| प्रभु की जय|

“तुम मुझे खून दो मैं तुम्हे आज़ादी दूंगा|”

चमत्कार नेताजी! चमत्कार! आप जैसी महान आत्मा ही ऐसा चमत्कार कर सकती है| खून के बदले आज़ादी वाह प्रभु वाह! परन्तु प्रभु कौनसा खून चाहिए A+, B-, या Z+.

“There are two ways to live your life – one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle.”

Miracle  Sir  Einstein! Miracle! आप जैसा महान व्यक्ति ही ऐसी चमत्कारिक बात कह सकता है| किस प्रकार आपने कुछ चमत्कारिक शब्दों में इतनी महान बात कह दी| ये आपके अलावा कौन कर सकता है| आप जैसे महान लोगो के बिना आधुनिक समाज की परिकल्पना भी करना कठिन है| आपके चरण कहाँ हैं, मैं धो-धो के उनके अमृत रस को पीना चाहता हूँ| प्रभु! कुछ तो दया कीजिये| कुछ तो कृपा दिखाए| कुछ तो रहम दिखाइए| चरण धूलि मुझे अपने माथे पे लगाने दीजिये| महात्मा Einstein की जय! विज्ञानं की विजय! नव समाज़ की विजय! मानव जाती के विकास की जय|

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I use tide, do you?

February 19th, 2010 by slash_blog

rahul_gandhi_farmers1

If you can’t find a speck of dust on his kurta,
that is because he uses Tide.

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Buy me a lover

February 19th, 2010 by slash_blog

Kalavati

Well Rs 30 lakh that Sulabh International
gave Ms. Kalawati Bandurkar might not bring
her husband back, but it sure as hell can
buy her a lover every night
(even with those wrinkles and fading edges).

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Save fuel – yaani save money

February 19th, 2010 by slash_blog

savefuelallday

Here is my unique way of saving fuel: I will
hump girls like the one in the middle all day,
and there will be no need to go anywhere, anymore,
and I will cut my petrol and diesel bills by 100%!

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Woman with a lot-lot-lot of substance

February 17th, 2010 by slash_blog

WomanOfalotofsubstance

Ambika Soni, presenting
Woman of a lot-lot-lot of substance award.

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Gratitude

February 17th, 2010 by slash_blog

Gratitude

“Madam, to make the matters absolutely clear,
a fellatio (as opposed to a crumpled flower),
at this moment, would not only seem less ceremonial,
and feel more appetizing, but, to top it all,
it would measure more on the gratitude scale.”

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Save tigers, adopt them as wall hangings

February 16th, 2010 by slash_blog

Save tigers,
adopt them as Wall-hangings.

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