Four more needed – Vamos Rafa!

September 11th, 2013 by slash_blog

Nadal with US Open 2013 trophy

Nadal with US Open 2013 trophy

Nadal is doing everything Federer (our “GOAT”) ever did – and that too, in a way, much better than Federer ever was. So much so, for the GOAT tag Federer fans had put on him – which he gleefully (and dare I say shamelessly) accepted – while he clearly is not the best in even his own era. Goodbye GOAT tag.

Cry Cry Cry - Cry baby

Cry Cry Cry - Cry baby

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In which round should Federer loose?

August 29th, 2013 by slash_blog

Declaring Roger Federer the GOAT has one pleasant side effect for Federer fans. Most people now include him in their all time top ten list. Anyway we all know that (if all goes as per the plans) Federer is slated to play Nadal in the QF at US Open 2013. We ask the all important question to our readers. Please answer sincerely – who knows Federer might come knocking at this webpage – and might benefit in forming a clearer picture of the way forward.

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A day without petrol

August 22nd, 2013 by slash_blog

Citizens concerned at falling Ruppee are asking for A day without petrol, by using public transport instead of private cars on 30th August 2013. What would you do on a day without petrol?

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India’s unfair obsession with younger skin

August 21st, 2013 by slash_blog

Have you ever wondered where old age bias originated from? We haven’t either, but then again why should that stop us from writing this article.

We are all guilty of either propagating or tolerating this age-old old-age bias. Most people are unaware that such a bias can actually affect old hags in a freakish way.

Long awaited, a campaign has been started called – Old Hags are Young (marry them) – by HOW (Hags of Worth), which has its core mission of making every old hag feel like a Princess – beautiful, confident, and extremely proud of themselves.

Old is Young Campaign

I am Young and Beautiful - marry me.

Young and old alike are pretty excited about the campaign. Here are some of their comments.

Go old hags go. You are just like the rest of us, only slightly more ugly, worn out, and decrepit. – Pappu Yadav on condition of mentioning his identity.

Ankit Mali says, we need to rethink the way we talk with kids about old hags — at school, at home and in the media. Ankit Mali is a photographer, traker, traveller, author, reader, painter, thinker, philosopher, freelance journalist, humanist, lets-make-a-better-worldist, lets-make-a-differencist, etc.

Kavita Chachachachi tweets: Grow up people! Every individual is beautiful in their own way! Old hags are beautiful in their own way. And if I was a lesbo (not to say that I have something against being lesbian) I would have married tons of them.

Bhabha Pappamummy says, I find it offensive that attractiveness and success are attributed to old age of hags instead of their personality, and intelligence, or lack-of-personality, and dumbnes.

[We sincerely appologize for the above comment, as it is offensive to people, since we all know: lack-of-personality of old hag is personality, and, dumbness of old hag is intelligence (another two of our forthcoming campaigns). We simply can't let these kinds of prejudices and biases to exist in the society. Lets build a more just and equitable world, where pig is called cow and cow is called mouse (we are yet to decide what we should call a mouse).]

I am a proud dirty, ulgly, old hag! says Gunjan.

Beauty comes from inside and it shines from wrinkles and broken teeth, says Alia Matthew.

So next time you walk past by a dirty old hag, spend a moment to think that she is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen (and she is going to be good in the bed too – and this will make her extremely happy).

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A poll about Acid Attack Survivors

July 22nd, 2013 by slash_blog

With recent Honourable Supreme Court judgement bringing to limelight the plight of Acid Attack Survivors, we turn to poll to gauge the public opinion:

BTW do remember they are beautiful from the insides. Though don’t take my word for it.

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Help Uttarakhand Flood Victims

July 1st, 2013 by slash_blog

Help Uttarakhand Flood Victims

As all of you must be aware of  Uttarakhand flood tragedy. At this hour of immense tragedy, being a responsible organization, which never ever desists from its social responsibility, 69 solutions has done its small bit to help the flood victims. We are all aware of medicinal properties of cow-urine. A recent study has indicated that tremedous amounts of oxygen is trapped in each drop of cow-urine. That is why, we have readied two truck-loads of cow-urine (गो-मूत्र) ready to leave for Uttarakhand flood victims. All that is required now is to fill the tanks of the trucks with diesel. Please do your bit now, and send us money to buy enough diesel so that we can send the cow-urine to Uttarakhand. Please contribute generously. Our bank details are as follows:

Account Owner: 69 Solutions Inc.
Account number: 6969696969696969
Bank: IndusInd Bank (who else will give us bank account number of our own choice)

Your contributions, will be accounted for on our site. Starting tomorrow, we will publish the amount of diesel that can be purchased from your contribution minute by minute. Let us all come together in sending cow-urine to the flood victims in their hour of absolute grief and suffering.

 

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अंग्रेज़ हो मुकाबिल तो औलाद है फेडरेर

July 1st, 2013 by slash_blog

Joker = Federer

कमजोर हो मुकाबिल तो फौलाद है फेडरेर

 

अंग्रेज़ हो मुकाबिल तो औलाद है फेडरेर

अंग्रेज़ हो मुकाबिल तो औलाद है फेडरेर

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We are proud of Roger Federer

June 17th, 2013 by slash_blog

We heard from many fans of Roger Federer that Roger lost in the Quarters of French Open deliberatly to play in Halle Open. That was a tactical move, since his fortunes against the Nadals, and Djokovics of the world haven’t fared exceptionally well.

And now we hear this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/jun/16/roger-federer-mikhail-louzhny-halle

 

Good job Federer. All your hard work done for losing in Quarter Final of the French Open 2013 finally paid off. Congratulations!!! We all are proud of you!

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A poll about rape victims

March 13th, 2013 by slash_blog

First of all, lets all observe one minute’s silence for all the rape victims (right from the days of Adam till this last second just now).

Now to return to the poll. First of all (the second time), I must say, we at 69 solutions, appreciate M.A.R.D., just like all sensible beings of this planet. As a mark of appreciation, all members of 69 solutions team will abstain from raping women and respect them, for the next two days to come (and just to clarify, that is 13th and 14th of March 2013).

Now to the poll:

The second poll:

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Chance utterance leads to possibly greatest mathematical theory

March 12th, 2013 by slash_blog

It was just another occasion when Shravan Kumar made one of those dull statements, “the difference between an Amateur and Professional is that, while Professional makes money, Amateur doesn’t.

This seemingly innocent or even inane statement lead to one chance discovery of possibly the greatest mathematical theory ever discovered. Indeed, it is the humbleness of the author, that made him write the word “possibly,” and, in fact, it is indeed the greatest mathematical theory ever.

Now, to get back to the theory, the statement in bold above, by itself appears almost inane to the point of futility. However, when this is applied to Prostitutes an amazingly simple, yet elegant, theory appears.

Now we give the statement of the theory:

No prostitute can ever be Amateur, and the word Amateur can’t be used as an adjective for prostitutes.

And here is the elegant two liner proof:

A Prostitute, by definition accepts money for sex. Since an Amateur is defined as, a person who engages in a study, sport, or other activity for pleasure rather than for financial benefit or professional reasons, by definition a Prostitute can’t be Amateur.

Hence Proved.

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